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Susannah Powers Stengel
Jun 22, 20226 min read
Stranger Thinks
Eleven Hot Plot Waffles for Stranger Things Four (So Far) RECAP/RANKING Spoilers For: Steve's chest fur and a couple of (also hairy)...

Susannah Powers Stengel
Apr 11, 20227 min read
13 Horniest Moments of Bridgerton Season 2
RECAP/RANKING Spoilers For: The Bridgerton Season 2 moments that shivered my petticoat timbers. Dear Reader, Do you savor saturated silks...

Susannah Powers Stengel
Feb 9, 20224 min read
What Would Judy Gemstone Do? The 10 Commandments of The Righteous Judy Gemstone
RECAP/RANKING Spoilers For: The Bad Girl Bible of Judy Gemstone, The Righteous Gemstones Seasons 1 and 2. "I'll sit down with her, bad...

Susannah Powers Stengel
Jan 21, 20224 min read
How to Feel Bout How I Met Your Father
RECAP/RANKING Spoilers For: Where the writers of AJLT have been keeping Samantha + plot thoughts on HIMYF ep 1 and 2. So this is where...


Susannah Powers Stengel
Aug 27, 20213 min read
Brand New Cherry Flavor: Hex, Eyes, and Videotape
RAVE/RANKING Spoilers For: Some Small Episodic Details for Ep. One and Two, but I keep my overall flavor pretty pure. What would you do...


Susannah Powers Stengel
Jul 30, 20214 min read
Schmigado It!
RAVE/RANKING Spoilers For: The First Three Episodes of Schmigadoon Apple TV+ continues its siren song on your wallet, imploring you to...

Susannah Powers Stengel
Jul 12, 20214 min read
Ginny & Georgia & Taylor Swift
& TV That Refuses to Shake It Off RECAP/RANTING RANKING Spoilers For: Ginny and Georgia Season One Ah, the reckless pleasure of angst....


Susannah Powers Stengel
Jun 22, 20213 min read
Zaddy's Home: Ranking TV Daddies
RANKING/RANT Spoilers For: Dad Stuff ZADDY: a sexually appealing man, in particular an older individual, who possesses vitality or...


Susannah Powers Stengel
Apr 26, 20214 min read
The Todd Man Out: Ranking My Top TV Todds
RANKING Spoilers for: Many Todd duck storylines. Want to feel awkward? Want to threaten your own masculinity? Call a Todd. If you name...

Susannah Powers Stengel
Mar 8, 20212 min read
My Favorite TV Masochists: Inner Saboteur de jour
RANKING RuPaul calls it your “inner saboteur”—the perennial voice of perfectionism and self-doubt that seduces you to become the worst...

Hannah Pearson and Susannah Powers Stengel
Dec 21, 20203 min read
Our 25 Yuletide Yearnings Christmas Wish List to Santa
RANKING Spoiler For: Season 4 of Insecure Dear Santa, We know you watch TV. It’s great bonding for you and the Mrs. What else do you do...


Hannah Pearson and Susannah Powers Stengel
Nov 23, 20209 min read
Grateful for Friends
Our Top Friends Turkey Day Sodes and the Gravy, Tart, Hearty Friendships that Make All the Seasons Bright Spoilers For: Really?! Can you...


Hannah Pearson and Susannah Powers Stengel
Oct 27, 20206 min read
What's in your Tellyfish Trick or Treat Bag?
By Hannah Pearson AND Susannah Powers Stengel RANKING/REC Spoilers For: Safe to indulge. You’re ten years old and you’re wearing that...


Hannah Pearson and Susannah Powers Stengel
Oct 6, 202016 min read
A Tellyfish TV Guide to Failed Love
The Tellyfish Team’s Desert Island, All-Time, Top-Five, Most Memorable Breakups Are As Follows: RAVE/RANKING Spoilers For: 1980's, 90's,...


Hannah Pearson
Sep 30, 20203 min read
The Best & Worst Needle Drops in Umbrella Academy S2
RANKING Spoilers For: Most of Season 2 Soundtracks are one of the best ways to establish a show’s tone. The right song can do more for a...


Susannah Powers Stengel
Sep 27, 20206 min read
My Top Five Bisexual Blood Lusts on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel
Or, How to Use TV Vampires to Unpack Your Fragile Sexual Selfhood, a Listicle RANKING Spoilers For: Late 90’s/Early Aughts Supernatural...

Susannah Powers Stengel
Sep 17, 20204 min read
Proper Banter Innit?
I Binge Watched Series 4 and 6 of Love Island UK and Here’s a Ranking of All of My Favorite Brit Sex Slang RANKING Spoilers For: Coupling...
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